CONSIDER A LEGAL CAREER
DWI / DUI Attorney
Criminal Lawyer
Personal Injury Lawyer
Mesothelioma Attorney
Medical Malpractice Lawyer
Structured settlement lawyer
CONSIDER A MEDICAL CAREER
Plastic Surgeon
Peddle Medifast
Prescribe Lots of Viagra
Prescribe Painkillers
Lasik Surgeries
Perform teeth whitening
BORROW MONEY
Student Loan Consolidation
Borrow a Lot, Pay Back a Little
Debt Consolidation
Loan Refinancing
Buy a House, Get a Mortgage
Credit Cards
DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
MAKE MONEY ONLINE
Make Money on Spyware
Sell Pharmaceuticals
Sell Insurance
THE END
IN AMERICA, the naive values such as life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness have long been laughed out of the third-grade classrooms. Instead, they have been replaced with a much more fundamental value - money. Unlike pursuit of happiness, money is directly quantifiable - every Joe Schmoe can easily calculate whether you are a somebody or a nobody by a Lamborghini in your garage, Patek Philippe on your wrist or Gucci on the botoxed body of your trophy wife. It gets even better - you, yourself can gauge your own worth by a simple number in your bank account. How else are you going to measure it? By joining the Peace Corps? Pleeeease. And, even if you ever go soft like that - there is always philanthropy.
This little book will teach you the easiest ways to get rich in the olde goode U.S. of A. - and quick. Well, some methods in here may not be that quick, but they all work, guaranteed. There are no new or fancy get-rich-quick schemes in here - just old, tired and true ways of getting rich that most of our elected representatives once used to become "persons of substance". Follow the advice in this book and, in a few years - you can buy your own trophy wife or bribe your elected official for that very first time.
...And, we begin with a legal career: